Meet Mei Zhou, the panda so small, Just born today, and stealing it all! Tiny, fluffy, a snack-sized dream, Rolling around like an Oreo cream. Eyes half-closed, but already a star, Livin’ large in a bamboo bar. Can’t walk yet, but who even cares? He’s cute enough to stop all stares. Mei Zhou’s plan? Snooze, chew, repeat, Crushin' life from his nursery seat. Meme-worthy panda, a viral hit, And he’s not even tried... to give a single shit! 🐼✨